Sunday, February 06, 2005

Could this be Lana Turner reincarnated

TOP 10 REASONS DOGS HAIRCUT COSTS MORE THAN OURS

10. the likelihood of us peeing or pooping while hair is being cut is slim
9. we don't go for 8 wks and never wash or brush our hair
8. our hairdresser doesn't have to give us a sanitary trim
7. our hairdresser doesn't clean our ears
6. our hairdresser doesn't have to remove eye gunk from our eyes
5. we sit still for our hairdresser
4. our hair cut doesn't include a manicure and pedicure
3. our hairdresser only washes and cuts hair on our head
2. we don't bite and scratch our hairdresser
1. and our hairdresser doesn't wash and clean our rear end